Wanted: Strong Female for Household CEO Position

Serious candidates must meet the following requirements:

  • Masters in Family Law enforcement
  • Non-negotiable tactics team director
  • Chief activity coordinator
  • Anger management specialist
  • Spiritual advisor
  • Personal Shopper/Assistant
  • Educational Tutor
  • Laundry room consultant
  • Sleep scientist (over-time required)
  • Archaeologist Specializing in retrieving lost treasures
  • Head Chef/nutritionist
  • Social Secretary
  • Dental Hygienist
  • Angst Psychoanalyst
  • Backyard Safety Commissioner
  • Hairstylist
  • Party Planner
  • Personal Chauffeur
  • Custodial administrator
  • School project manager
  • Costume purveyor/creator
  • PhD in Patience

All of the above mentioned requirements are non-negotiable and anyone wishing to apply should be of strong character, backbone, influence and grace as well as possess an additional set of eyes on the back of her head.  You can expect to work at a minimum of 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Lunch breaks are limited to once in a while and bathroom breaks will be interrupted and accompanied as needed. Time off is contingent on nanny duties and must be on call for emergencies such as misplaced favorite shirt, toy, shoes or homework projects.  Cell phone will be provided. Provisions must be made for meals prior to leaving the premises. This position is not for the faint of heart.

Should you feel that you meet all of the necessary requirements and are still interested in applying for the position please contact: 1-800-mom-life.



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